Tuesday, December 2, 2008

GDP2 to save children of Los Angeles from lifetime of puppet-induced nightmares

As my friends know, there are a few things in life of which I am particularly afraid. Among them are clowns, carnies, and mimes. Marionettes are like freaky silent undead clowns operated by carnies. In other words, my worst nightmare.

Apparently in a "scrappy" corner of Los Angeles there is some creepy puppet theater that sadistic parents have subjected their children to for over 50 years. It is populated by an 84 year-old puppetmaster and his army of 3,000 undead clowns.

But apparently such evil is not powerful enough to overcome the force of GDP2 and this puppet theater is now in danger of closing.

I suppose this is proof that not everything about GDP2 is a bad thing. I mean, tell me these things aren't scary as hell: